Ride Ass
$20.00
“I don’t even know what that means.”
“No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.”
“No it’s not, its gross.”
“It gets the people going!”
This shirt says two things: Ride Ass and Eat Fast. But what it really says is “this dude fucks”. Does it make sense? Almost. Is it catchy? You bet your booty cheeks.
I wore this shirt into a Walgreens. The cashier glanced at it, and I caught him looking. He then realized he had to acknowledge that he read it, but there’s really not a good way to recover. All he could muster up was “Why would anyone want to eat fast?”
True story.
Surrender to the nonsense. Let it consume you. Wear the shirt. Rep the motto. Explain it to no one.
Additional information
| Color | Black, Charcoal, White |
|---|---|
| Size | Medium, Large, Small, X-Large, Other (Specify in Order Notes) |
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