Real Customer Reviews
I bought a few of these shirts for my boyfriend. He loved them and wore them out all the time. Unfortunately, one day he ended up drowning in pussy. Rest in Peace Zack, 1994-2021. He's riding with the angels now.
Lucy L
In Mourning
I was skeptical at first, but I bought a "Ride Ass Eat Fast" shirt anyways. I wore it downtown and scored immediately. I mean like, IMMEDIATELY. In fact, I finished up, threw the shirt back on, and went back out. It was only like, 8:45.
Blake W
Head Receiver
I bought one of these products for my son. He looks very handsome in them.
Betty W
Loving Mother
Go buy some shit now while you can. Supplies are very likely to run out because we’re terrible.
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