Team Hot Moms
$20.00
Dating past your early 20’s comes with two choices: Hot Moms or Feminazis
You and I both know its true. In fact, I’d wager that just about everyone knows that as reality. Unless you ask one of those Old Town Scottsdale Cougars. They’ll tell you married women aren’t off limits (and then buy you a whiskey and Coke before trying to take you home because that’s what their kid drinks and you’re about their age).
The people that disagree that the only available women in their 20’s are either single moms or crazy seem to be the losing team (or as I call them, the Insane Frown Posse [Insane Frown Posse merch coming soon]). Score yourself a #TeamHotMoms shirt and show your support (because Team Feminazi was never a choice to begin with).
Additional information
| Color | Black, Charcoal, White |
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| Size | Medium, Large, Small, X-Large, Other (Specify in Order Notes) |
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