Party Hard Shirt

Stop taking everything so seriously. “I don’t want to drink too much.” You just saw your buddy Tyler slam a fifth of Fireball 45 seconds ago, and he’s still coherent. If everything goes to plan, he’s definitely getting laid tonight.

You’re scared of hitting that double? Zack didn’t even roll it to check if the landing was clear; dude just clicked 4th and greased it. Go for it already. Nobody wants to watch you run up to it seven times. Oh shit, you came up short and bruised an ankle? At least now you know how fast to hit it next weekend.

Moral of the story: don’t be a bitch.

Party Hard, Crash Harder.

Also, your buddy Tyler just puked in the couch he was passed out on. He’s definitely not scoring anytime soon. Maybe don’t chug a fifth of Fireball if you’re under 135lbs.