Booters Shirt

Can you believe Hooters got rid of Unlimited Wing Wednesdays? Fuckin’ egregious!

You know what? Fuck Hooters. There, I said it. The food? Crap. The beer? Expensive. The waitresses? Thirsty for attention. Do they put out? Not for you.

You know what we should do? Lets make a parody of their shirt and not give them a damn cent. They’ve made enough money off of freshly divorced 45 year olds with bad hair pieces.

You know what everyone can get behind? Booters. Booters never did anyone wrong. If you got hurt from a Booter, its cause YOU made a mistake. It wasn’t because Booters said you were cool, convinced you to buy them a few rounds of shots, and then told you she had a boyfriend when you asked for her number. Booters never broke your heart. May have broke your ankles and collarbone, but not your heart. And you knew what you signed up for when you sent that 120ft table with a perfect 15mph cross wind. You were definitely going to get blown.

Unlike that time you spent $150 on drinks for that waitress. The only blowing that happened that night was when she stole your credit card information and blew your off.

I really should stop going to that place.